after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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