Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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