remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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