OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
