After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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