Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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