erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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