Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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