At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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