Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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