YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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