She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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