No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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