I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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