Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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