if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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