Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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