Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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