i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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