Whod you bang
he shaved USA in his pubs
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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