"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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