You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
not ubering you a puppy
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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