ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize