my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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