We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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