well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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