Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
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