i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
he had hair everywhere except his balls
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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