Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
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