Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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