so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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