I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
She's JV to your varsity
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
im calling her cock vulture from now on
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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