i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
