dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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