nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
It's just like the Real World with babies
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
