your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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