Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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