normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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