Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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