As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
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