Non-Jews are for practice
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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