So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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