i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
