I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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