Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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