How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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