It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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