We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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