we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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