Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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