this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
