that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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