im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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