I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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