that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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